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Fucking Nissan drivers don’t know whether their going straight or right… Useless pricks… #nissandrivers #bloodynissandrivers #wtf #onlyinvictoria #nissandriversarecunts #keilor #wtf #iphone #instacar #instadrive #instawhore

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Oh Jerry! Why you so truthful?! #jerry #askjerry #juliagillard #tax #lesbian

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These boys have been around since the beginning and I have known them for too many years (unfortunately 😜). They are a good bunch of blokes and I wouldn’t think twice of going through five out of my six high school years without these mofos. Even though I moved and came back I’m glad we kept in contact and kept the friendships alive. Even now as we grow older and make new friends with other people we never would have thought, I know you three will always be there! Plus, I know during footy season there is always going to be a riot between us 😜. Many more years of friendship to come will be a blast! #mates #besties #daboyz #homies #peeps #hashtagwhore #instaslut

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This woman is my best friend. Yes, men and women can be friends! She is there for whenever I need her always makes me laugh and has a future in F1 racing for sure! Thanks for always being there. It’s been just a little over two and a half years since we’ve known each other and it’s been a blast! I believe that she will go on to great things. Thanks for everything you’ve done! Miss you can’t can’t wait to see you soon! 😊❤🍻 #bestie #bestmate #bestfriend #sexonlegs #legitwhatabestie @shereezeelouisey

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Delta, how about putting the shoulder pads up on your shoulder, not your chest #thevoiceau #deltagoodrem #shoulderpads #shoulderpadsastits :O

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Work email, Y U NO GIVE US MORE SPACE!?!???? #emails #work #workemail #edumail #nospaceleft #needmorespace

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Can’t wait for my holiday! Get to go to this awesome place and get to see the sexy @shereezeelouisey , the very British @marcjohnson93 and the very smart @rinabunny_ #mates #excited #friends #bestie #holiday #noosa #mainbeach #comeatmeholidays #woohoo #happyaslarry

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First three messages all in the space of ten minutes from midnight this morning, ah these mates are priceless haha! Top to bottom: @shereezeelouisey @marcjohnson93 @anth_aga #birthday #mybirthday #20th #birthdaymessages #birthdaytexts #happybirthdaytome #instawhore

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Dads New BlackBerry Z10… Biggest shit of a phone, he had the first recorded fault in Australia, and got it replaced of course… Such a bitch to use… #blackberry #z10 #shitphone #dontbuy #bbz10 #iphonesarebetter #evenagalaxysIIIisbetter #yolo #yodo

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Dinner with this babe #instagood #instababe #instasexy #instawhore #instacreeper #motherslockawayyourdaughters ! @michaellknight